July 2010 Facebook Status Film Quotes (with Answers)

July 2010 Facebook Status Film Quotes:

“Yippee-ki-yay…………………………..” Die Hard (1988) Bruce Willis
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know!” Animal Crackers (1930) Groucho Marx
“What do you say we try that again? – Yes – yes, yes, without the oops” Independence Day (1996) Will Smith Jeff Goldblum
“You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? No. A Royale with cheese.” Pulp Fiction (1994) John Travolta Samuel L Jackson
?”I saw what they’re planning to do. They’re like locusts. They’re moving from planet to planet… their whole civilization. After they’ve consumed every natural resource they move on… and we’re next. Nuke ’em. Let’s nuke the bastards” Independence Day (1996) Bill PUllman
“We’re not gonna get rid of anybody! We’re gonna stick together, just like it used to be! When you side with a man, you stay with him! And if you can’t do that, you’re like some animal, you’re finished! *We’re* finished! All of us! ” The Wild Bunch (1969) Wiliam Holden
?”So what got you in to, uh, carpentering? – Carpentry? (smug laugh) I guess I’d have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter and I just figured if you’re gonna follow in someone’s footsteps, who better than Christ? – Greg’s Jewish. – Are you? – Yeah – Well so was J.C. You’re in good company.” Meet the Parents (2000) Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro
?”Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers – uh, moules marinières, pâte de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux – that’s leek tart- frogs legs amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd – quails’ eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It’s very delicate, very succulent.” – “I’ll have the lot.” Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life 1983 John Cleese Terry Jones
?”He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him – How awful, he was an alcoholic?- No, he was hit by a Guinness truck, so it was quite literally the drink that killed him” Mrs. Doubtfire 1993 Dustin Hoffman
?”Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded? – I was ready to help any who applied – General, how does a child shot with a 303 Lee-Enfield “apply” for help? ” Gandhi (1982) Geoffrey Chater Edward Fox
“Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.” Gandhi (1982) Ben Kingsley
?”…we’re an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs – Be quiet! -…. but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious – Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! – Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!” Monty Python And The Holy Grail 1975 Michael Palin Graham Chapman
“There’s always an alien battle cruiser, or a Corellian death ray, or an intergalactic plague intended to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!” Men in Black (1997) Tommy Lee Jones Will Smith
“You’re going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass.” High Plains Drifter (1973) Clint Eastwood
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is you die.!” Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) Brad Pitt
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.” Toy Story (1995) Tim Allen
“The joint I’m about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.” Withnail and I 1987 – Richard E. Grant
“What makes saloonkeepers so snobbish? – Perhaps if you told him I ran the second largest banking house in Amsterdam. – Second largest? That wouldn’t impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is now the pastry chef in our kitchen” Casablanca 1942 -S.Z. Sakall
“I’ll have what she’s having.” When Harry Met Sally… (1989) Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal
“Listen and understand. That t********* is out there. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.”The Terminator (1984) Michael Biehn Linda Hamilton
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? [pause] Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. You see, in their…last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?” The Dark Knight (2008) Heath Ledger
“This isn’t flying. This is falling with style!” Toy Story (1995) Tim Allen
“He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!” Life of Brian (1979) Terry Jones
“I want ’em stopped. – Stopped, how? – I don’t know how, I wouldn’t be asking you if I knew how to fly this thing, would I? Now you listen to me, flyboy: I want ’em stopped, I don’t give a good god damn if you gotta crash right into him. You hear me? ‘Cause if you don’t, you’re gonna start screaming mayday, ’cause I’m gonna give it a try!” Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)
Vic Morrow about Susan George and Peter Fonda
“To infinity, and beyond!” Toy Story (1995) Tim Allen
“What in heaven’s name brought you to C*********? – My health. I came to C********* for the waters. – The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert. – I was misinformed.” Casablanca 1942 Claude Rains Humphrey Bogart
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. – Hit it.” The Blues Brothers (1980) Dan Ackroyd John Bellushi
“TEN-HUT! Good morning, you fascists. You pigs. You bigots. You PINKOS. You FAGS! You BASTARDS. Fuzz. This indoctrination of vocal harassment was compiled by our own Juvenile Division in preparation for the concert this weekend.” Electra Glide in Blue (1973) Joe Samsil
“I’m not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! – Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. – What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! – He is! He is the Messiah! – Now, fuck off! -[Silence] How shall we fuck off, O Lord?” Life of Brian (1979) Graham Chapman
” …Why me? I retired six months ago. You remember? – Three reasons. One as a member of the elite special forces unit of the Federated Army, you are expert in the use of all major weapons & space craft needed for this mission. Two of all the members of your unit, you were the most highly decorated. – …and the third one? – Of all the members of your unit, you’re the only one left alive.” The Fifth Element (1997) Brion James Bruce Willis
“Forget whatever you’ve seen in the movies: they don’t turn into bats, crosses don’t work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he’s suckin’ the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don’t sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin’ heart. Sunlight turns ’em into crispy critters.” John Carpenter’s Vampire$ (1998) James Woods
“Oh lay off, I’ve had a hard time! – You’ve had a hard time? I’ve been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday” Life of Brian (1979) Michael Palin Graham Chapman
“Apparantly this speed maniac you’ve been chasing all over your territory is a former professional road racer named Kowalski, K-O-W-A-L-S-K-I, repeat Kowalski. First name unkown, other particulars also unknown. All we do know is that he’s employed as a car delivery driver by an agency in Denver. He’s presently driving a Dodge Challenger, Colorado licence plate OA-5599. This is not a stolen car; he’s driving it to San Francisco for delivery due Monday. – It’s only Saturday, what’s his hurry?” Vanishing Point (1971) Unknown about Barry Newman
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious angerthose who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”Pulp Fiction (1994) Samuel L Jackson