Today’s One Liners

I’ve just come back from the Netherlands.” “Utrecht?” “No, we took the plane.”

If Nicki Minaj married a bottle of Stella Artois, she’d be Minaj Artois. Except of course, she wouldn’t. For a number of reasons. But hey.

Baking some Hobbit Bread. With Frodough.

Yay! Finally collected enough Green Shield Stamps to claim a new fax machine!

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