Today’s One Liners

Just pottering around this afternoon. A few people taking the piss out of my fake scar and wand.

I count my chickens before they’ve hatched, by putting all my eggs in one basket. I’m a disaster waiting to happen.

Something seems to have burrowed into my avocados. Must be a Guaca-mole.

Very muggy outside today. I just had my wallet nicked.

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