Today’s One Liners

I can take off my girlfriend’s bra in 8 seconds. Or sometimes more quickly if she comes into the room and catches me wearing it.

“The Babybels! The Babybels!” – The lunch-pack of Notre Dame

“We’ve taken the Mickey today.”- Kidnappers at Disneyland show their sense of humour

It’s a shame that people with the least open minds often have the most open mouths.

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