Today’s One Liners

My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I’ve trapped her in her gran’s bedroom with a wolf.

This Escher’s Stairlift seems to be taking forever.

The thing about Déjà vu jokes is that you have a strange feeling you’ve seen them before.

Apparently, porn sites will now show you which films people are watching all over the globe. What is the world coming to?

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