Today’s One Liners

Policeman claims he’s stopped me for being over the speed limit, but he’s wrong – I’ve only had 3 pills at most.
People say I’m not ‘green’, but I print out ALL of my e-books onto paper, so I can recycle them.
My party trick is eating rope, and tying it inside my stomach. I shit you knot.

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