Today’s One Liners

“I keep fantasising about dating the protagonists in popular sci-fi TV shows” “Have you thought about seeing a doctor?” “Yes, all of them”.

Do any of you know what female deer are called?” “Does” “Sorry – does any of you know what female deer are called?”

I asked for her hand in marriage, and if that went well, the rest of her too.

Synaesthesics sometimes hear a hue and cry.

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