Today’s One Liners

I’m very much a people person. Sorry, peephole person.

Firemen don’t get older, just more extinguished.

For reasons that escape me, I’ve never been a good prison warden.

I don’t agree with fly-tipping unless the fly has given exceptional customer service.

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