Today’s One Liners

Girl on the train droning on so much about her food requirements that she’s made me momentarily ‘lactose intolerant intolerant’.
 
I used to be addicted to raw meat, but now it’s cured.
 
That’s sad. The last person who remembers how to do the Birdy Song has died.
 
My girlfriend has insisted that I take up boxing and call her Adrian. We’re going through a Rocky patch.

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