Today’s One Liners

A woman gives birth in the UK every 48 seconds. She must be exhausted.

“Magic Carpet” – A Geordie explaining the plot of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

FUN FACT: If a Barbie Doll was human sized, she still wouldn’t look fake enough to be in TOWIE.

They all laughed when I wore one puff pastry boot. But now the choux’s on the other foot.

The secret to making a quick Buck? Deer Steroids.

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