Today’s One Liners

Data storage experts really get my back-up.

A big shout “out!” to cricket umpires.

Brushed up on some Spanish this morning. Which is why I’m now banned from all buses in Madrid.

The main problem with Fruit Bats is that you can’t hit the ball too hard without getting juice everywhere.

Tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting, but all the seats were taken.

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