Hereditary diarrhoea – runs in the family.
Q: How do you make a tuna melt? A: With flowers, chocolates and a kiss on the cheek.
My friend has encased all my bottles of rum and vodka in wicker. It’s really hampered my spirits.
“My daughter wants to go out with a Timelord” “She should see a Doctor”
“My son is a compulsive exhibitionist” “You should get him looked at”
Yesterday at dusk, I saw a group of guys in armour sketching a pub. The knights really are drawing inn