Eating only honey and wearing nothing but a red T-shirt. I’ve just Poohed myself.
1. Ask teenager if they’ve been told about ‘the birds & bees’ 2. Wait for dismissive look 3. Release birds & bees into their room at night
Famouslastwords No.32: Rod Hull – ‘What about now?’
My girlfriend has gone to the American mid-west. Missouri? Well, she can be a bit glum sometimes, but I wouldn’t go that far.
My date last night really let herself down. Or ‘got a puncture’ if you want to get technical.
The Baroque Period called, and they want their music Bach.