Today’s One Liners

I can’t believe that there are people poaching rhinos in Africa. They must have to use enormous saucepans.

You can work out how big a rainbow is by looking at it and that’s how big it is.

Don’t be fooled by the spelling, manslaughter is not in the least bit funny.

Sports I’ve renamed:

– Javelin: lawnjab
– Squash: jailtennis
– Long jump: sandyarseleap
– Rowing: riverspanking
– Shot put: angrybowling

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