I can’t believe that there are people poaching rhinos in Africa. They must have to use enormous saucepans.
You can work out how big a rainbow is by looking at it and that’s how big it is.
Don’t be fooled by the spelling, manslaughter is not in the least bit funny.
Sports I’ve renamed:
– Javelin: lawnjab
– Squash: jailtennis
– Long jump: sandyarseleap
– Rowing: riverspanking
– Shot put: angrybowling