Pottingshed: the time after which it is permitted to show snooker on the TV
Just read ‘The Bible’. Bit far fetched.
“I’ve just injected steroids into my arm” “Anabolic?” “No, just my arm”
It seems particular cruel that the term for sexual abstinence sounds so much like chest titty.
“Two spring rolls, plus two spring rolls, equals five spring rolls” – Dim sum