Today’s One Liners

We’re often told that an Ant can carry 100 times it’s body weight, yet very little about how strong Dec is.

I’ve always quite fancied going to an escapologist’s funeral. Imagine the suspense?

My colleague just asked if I could fill her slot at next week’s Innuendo Seminar.

Found out today that my neighbour’s rather concerned about a prowler and a recent spate of burglaries, according to his diary.

Guy in the fancy dress shop said they’d completely sold out of Gandalf accessories. You can’t get the staff these days.

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