Today’s One Liners

I’ve worked out what the symbols > and < are used for. More or less.

It speaks volumes that the wikipedia page on ‘procrastination’ feels a lot longer than it needs to be.

Doctor, what will happen when I put on these glasses? “You’ll see.”

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Strangest cuckoo clock I’ve ever seen.

The problem with knowing everything is you never learn anything.

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