Today’s One Liners

For breakfast, 3 bowls of porridge is the bear minimum.

In the same way someone’s name is always cuter when you put ‘Y’ at the end, I wonder if a robot’s name is cuter when you put ‘3’ at the end.

The ice bucket challenge is way cooler if you call it the snowman blood challenge.

I had heard that orgasms improve memory recall, come to think of it.

I’ve been locked out of the Euphemism Society. So I smashed their back doors in

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