Today’s One Liners

Great stuff!” – Taxidermist compliments

The only thing more scary than a complete stranger tapping you on the shoulder is PART of a stranger tapping you on the shoulder.

The first rule of Elaboration Club is that you do not talk about Elaboration Club, in the sense that you should refrain from mentioning it.

I play cricket at 5am every day, so you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out.

Some people say that a slight bow is the best way to indicate assent, and I’m inclined to agree.

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