Today’s One Liners

Think I’ve found weight.

I’m drinking an Alice In Wonderland cocktail (Curaçao and Curaçao).

I want to sell my spitoon on Ebay, but I’m worried it might trigger a b’ding! war.

Was just listening to random tracks on my iPod. It got really good for a bit, but then just went really flat. Turns out I had it on soufflé.

The computer geek equivalent of Tennis Elbow is a Hacking Cough.

When people with lisps say “Bithneth”, you know they mean business.

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