Think I’ve found weight.
I’m drinking an Alice In Wonderland cocktail (Curaçao and Curaçao).
I want to sell my spitoon on Ebay, but I’m worried it might trigger a b’ding! war.
Was just listening to random tracks on my iPod. It got really good for a bit, but then just went really flat. Turns out I had it on soufflé.
The computer geek equivalent of Tennis Elbow is a Hacking Cough.
When people with lisps say “Bithneth”, you know they mean business.