FUN FACT: The word ‘gullible’ comes from the Gaelic for ‘unicorn’.
The main problem with battering rams is the wool getting stuck in the fryer.
Just been mugged by the canal. Obviously a hard water area.
No, Officer, I’m not ‘dumping radioactive waste into the sewer’, I’m ‘creating vigilante crime-fighting reptiles’
I bought an XFactor satnav. When you reach your destination it breaks down sobbing and says “it’s been a journey”.
Had to go to hospital earlier, as I thought I’d lost my power of invisibility. I’ve now been given the all clear.
Bicurious – interested in trying biros