Today’s One Liners

Keep your friends close and your enemies in a well-secured shed.

“You Tolkien to me?!” – Hobbit de Niro.

Finally, the correct way to pronounce ‘Farage’ is with a silent ‘F’. And a silent ‘A’. And a silent ‘RAGE’.

“House Of Flying Daggers: The Director’s Cut” Well that’s hardly surprising, is it? Accident waiting to happen.

You can tell a lot about a man’s state of mind from his socks. Especially if he wears them on his hands and makes them talk to each other.

I’m worried about the 0.01% of bacteria that can’t be killed.

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