ELECTRONICS SHOP: I’d like to buy some new headphones please. In-ear? Well, I can go somewhere else if you’d prefer.
Whenever Sheryl Crow’s family gets together, there’s a murder.
If you like Toblerone, you’ll LOVE Toblertwo.
Just off to bed with Sir Lancelot. I’m having an early Knight.
I’ve just joined a club for single men. I’m the only member, of course.
“I’m over the moon!” – The moon’s ex.