Today’s One Liners

ELECTRONICS SHOP: I’d like to buy some new headphones please. In-ear? Well, I can go somewhere else if you’d prefer.

Whenever Sheryl Crow’s family gets together, there’s a murder.

If you like Toblerone, you’ll LOVE Toblertwo.

Just off to bed with Sir Lancelot. I’m having an early Knight.

I’ve just joined a club for single men. I’m the only member, of course.

“I’m over the moon!” – The moon’s ex.

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