I sometimes watch my cat wash for ages. It’s quite mesmerising. Until the spin cycle starts. Then I just end up getting dizzy.
“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.” – Extract from my book, ‘Who to try to snog at Weddings’.
While many men dream of a threesome, they have to make do with a handsome.
BREAKING: Alistair Darling pushes to introduce more Scottish food into English schools, “Batter Together”.
King Arthur sent all his old horses to the taxidermist. It was the stuff of knight mares.