Today’s One Liners

Apparently my password is insecure. I think I would be too if I knew the IT department forced me to be replaced every few weeks.

I hope there’s a clear majority on the independence referendum. The last thing we need is another coalition.

KFC and scrambled egg for dinner 🙂 Now this what I call a hen night

I’ve just come into quite a bit of money. Which unfortunately cost me my job at the bank.

Why is it a scape ‘goat’, and not a different animal? Almost like the goats are taking the burden for the others.

My Boss described me as “one to watch” in our office. Sadly, he was talking to Security at the time.

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