This week on Embarrassing Bodies, FIFA.
I was invited to join a ‘Constipation Society’ meeting. Ironically, I couldn’t go.
My use of synonyms continues to go from strength to strength.
You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs, but you can break eggs without making an omelette. I just did, on the kitchen floor.
In Britain we need a new, caring kind of politics and a new, compassionate party to champion it. I hereby announce the formation of: UKHUN?
I have an inferiority complex AND a superiority complex. You probably hate me and one day I’ll explain to you why.
McDonald’s employing Hamburglar is just one of many heartwarming examples of giant corporations helping a petty thief turn his life around.
The camera adds ten pounds, which is why I never eat cameras