Today’s One Liners

Records have sleeves, books have jackets, so I think audiobooks should have waistcoats.

My torso is a big part of who I am today.

I dishate you.

The main months of autumn are September, October, Burntumber and November.

I dislike some people vicariously.

The secret of good voyeurism is timing. You don’t want to peek too soon

There’s a bizarre irony to jokes about Ebola going viral

Think the unthinkable. The thtory of the Titanic

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