Mrs. Farage: “Look at all these amazing Black Friday deals I got!” Nigel Farage: *looks to camera* “Send them all back.”
Sent all my American friends copies of “Big” and “Forrest Gump” for T Hanks giving.
The first rule of sarcasm club is why not just tell everyone about sarcasm club.
Two guys in a supermarket fighting over a TV, shouting “Let it go!”? Surely it should have been……in the Frozen aisle.
FOR SALE: Stringless tennis racket. £7. No returns.
There’s no ‘i’ in ‘spellng mstake’.
*Knock Knock* Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? Yes, that’s right, due to the syllable count.